contd … princess may & nana bkk trip!

Is Friday and Maxie’s bday!
Happy Burfday Xiao Di !!!
Enjoy urself ya?

READ : This post gonna be SO LENGTHY cos it simply narrates one whole week of adventure. If you cant take my nonsense, get ur ass out of here! Don’t complain to me about the length!

Alrite as I promised, I have to pen my bkk trip down.
It may be boring leh cos we practically shop and shop and shop and shop and shop.
And yes, my heart still lingers in bkk even when my ass is stuck in office now.
I prefer the chi dong xi, mai dong xi kinda life haha tell me who doesnt?

After my aerobics class last wed, I reached home around 10pm.
And boy was I so tired, I reached home, had my shower, on my pc and nua … completely dun feel like moving AT ALL.
And I looked at my clock, it was like 1130pm!
I havent even pull out my Samsonite from my store to pack.
And my msn and hp was bombarded with May’s WARNINGS!

COME NOW! .. where u ? I dozing off .. start packing you pig!!!!

Haha .. I was supposed to go her hse and stay so we can proceed to airport the next morning together.
I couldnt take her nagging anymore hence I did a quick pack up.
The bag was not even half full, and silly me I actually added irrelevant stuff to fill more space.
Like one more pair of shippers which I ended up NOT TOUCHING.
Hp charger when the plug is not compatible! I have 2 batts with me already!
And soon the bag was fuller .. (fuller? hahaha i know i m corrupted but it feels like I am describing a bra ad now hahahaha ….) watever!

So I tagged my samsonite down .. waited for her to come pick me up.
SHE IS A SLOW AND SUPER CATIOUS DRIVER!
I take less than 10mins to reach her place and she took like 30mins to reach MY place.
Worst, my hp rang and she got lost! Ben dan!
I had to guide her directions and eventually sat in her car.
Disaster strike again when she took like 15mins to park!!!! Aaarrggghhh ….
Reached her place, changed into my pyjamas and suddenly remembered something.
I LEFT MY BKK MAPS AT HOME!!!!
Damn I was feeling so sleepy already and the clock showed 1am.
No choice, on her pc and surf the web and printed out all over again.
Soon it was ZzzzzZzzzzzzzzz ….
I couldnt slp well, not that I was excited but MAY off the fan cos she was cold!
And the fish tank near her door worsen everything.
I was hot ! I was annoyed by the water noise and the stupid luo han yu playin marbles in the wee hrs!
If only I can cook it!

Ringzzzzzzzzzzzzz, 5am and we have to wake up.
Wash up, double check everything then waited for Jia’s parents to pick us up.
Jia is another fren of ours who is going with us.
Her parents super worried abt her cos 3 ladies going to bkk on their own.
Sent us there, and I tot normally peeps just drop their passengers and will leave.
But her parents did not, stayed with us for breakfast, tagged along with us all the way until they are not allowed in the customs area.
Hugged Jia so tightly, watery eyes … keep tellin us to take gd care of her ..
HARLOW? we are there for 5 days only .. not 5 years haha.
Well .. the family luv her.
As for me? I always have the habit of telling my mum only when my flight is tomorrow.
And they are not worried, they know I can take care of myself.
And for D, he knows I am a tough chick but it does feel weird when I am the only one with auto roam and all the sms n calls coming in were for them and not me.
Well, D was away as well, in Japan so no reception and I dun really have to report to my mum like they do.

Oh well … I bet you guys are screaming now!
What the hell .. She havent even start typing on her bkk trip hahahahaha …

OK lah!!!!

Day 1,
Reach the airport, went searching for maps and waited for everyone to gather before boarding the coach to the hotel.
The guide was quite fuming, she told us a batch of 12 china citizens are not out yet, is like we have been waiting for more den half an hr and I know which batch she was refering to.
The noisy ones on the flight!
Even the passengers from the next flight reached already!
Bet they were there on a mission to run away from China hahahahaha …
The guide was good enuff to tell the driver to bring us there first.
We met let’s just call him boy with specs and his 5566 teammates .. (I will explain why later) at the airport.
“Harlow, you gals are sporeans rite? which hotel u stay?”
I answered them and HENG AH different … so they left.
The coach was huge! And only 6 ppl inside hahaha … oh well finally reached e hotel.
Unpack our stuff, next mins we found ourselves in MBK already.
Shop shop shop … buy buy buy .. eat eat eat.
Dunno how the hell we walked, from 1pm we reached hotel ard 12am.
Mind you is non-stop, refer to the damage for the first few hours only.

Loads are not presented out due to privacy, erm .. ya lingerie!!!! LOL!
And shoes are not nice to be out on the bed we are supposed to sleep and some small little barang barang put liao oso too small to be seen.
Had room serivice and tried wun tun soup as recommended by mark late at nite.
FAILED! not nice leh… maybe change chef.
Then it was good nite already ….

Day 2 (Very eventful day – long!)
Woke up early for breakfast.
Yeah EGGS!!!
Then we drew up our schedule on where we gonna go.
Took the BTS skytrain, became ROBERT ZAI! Cos we realized the cab there is so much cheaper!
The starting price was 35baht and between short distances, the meter dun even jump and that they dun have waiting time fee.
We went to the same place with BTS, took us 15 baht each.
Took cab back, start price 35baht, alight price YES STILL 35baht!!!!
Is incredible! So we kinda kena tok when we took BTS and we only started to take cab on day 4.
As we tot the jam would have increase the cab fare, even took dangerous tuktuk and costs like 150baht!
Assholes! They dun even drive well, there are times I tot my shopping bags will drop out on the streets man.
Went to Central World Center, formerly known as World Trade.
Boring cos departmental prices are ex and worst cannot bargain at all. No fun …
Intro both of them to another place known as Pratunam, loads of stuff!
Bizzare enuff, the place we went was quite ulu, we saw boy with specs and his team there.
And why 5566? Cos they striked some boyband pose and ask me help him take a pic.
Damn, I can sue him for molest, he was touching my hands all over and asking me how to carry a camera well.
I got pissed and tell him hands off or I drop e camera.
Took a quick pic and left. Jerk!
Should have ran away with the cam cos is farking ex cam haha.
May and Jia were still gloating why he always approach me only and that it is such a coincidence to see him twice in a foreign country and that e place was so ulu. suay siah!
We then walked and walked aimlessly with stomach growling like mad.
Miracle happened when we stepped into a building stating Biyoke Hotel.
Hooray!!!! Hotel .. surely can find food!
Ask the recep and she told me there is a resturant @ the top storey.
The building look so lok cok loh, outside very noisy and dirty kind so I din expect the top storey was the 43rd floor and that the restaurant is a high class one.
Jialat! We panicked if it gonna costs us a lot, the place looks dim with candlelight and live pianist and singer.
Wine looks great, ambience perfect, view spectacular!
Decided to browse the menu, ………………………. WOW!
Damn cheap hahaha even cheaper than our hotel prices, unbelievable so we kinda ordered a lot.
We even tried the massage in the hotel but hahahahaha thinking of it now, I wanna luff already.
We got masseuse who dun wash their hands and massage our legs and after that use the hands to massage our face!!!!! Yucky rite .. Jia was worse. Her masseuse sneezed into her own hands and w/o wiping or washing, continued to massage Jia’s face ……… Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Nite approached, went to Suan Lom nite market, huge disaster and really memorable loh.
A heavy rain welcomed us and due to the poor drainage system, the whole place was flooded within mins.
Shops started to close, afraid the water will sip into the shop and spoil their goods.
We were more lucky that a shop owner invited us to stay in her shop while waiting for flood to cease.
Everywhere was flooded and we were stranded.
To make it more ‘happening’ the whole place blacked out.
You wont understand the trauma in us, it was so dark and that in a foreign country, wat if someone used it as a benefit to snatch your stuff or even touch you?
Luckily the shop owners were prepared with candles, but for that few mins of darkness it felt like years and I missed D so much.
Cos with the gals, I normally do the taking care, but with D, he takes great care of me.
We waited and waited for the rain to stop and sat somewhere we could see the nite performance.
The dancers were HOT HOT HOT! Their figures … oh my gosh!
The rain din stop, but when it was less heavy, we wanted to find a cab back hotel, everyone was waiting.
No cabs in sight.
Took a tuktuk and bo bian loh kena tok again.
Afterall only $8 to be shared with 3 ppl and plus it was midnite already, no choice took, back to hotel and slept.

Day 3
Sat, Chatutak Day.
Took the BTS again and the place was huge.
We gave up so many times to find a place to sit down and rest.
Terok siah, too big but very fun and we bought loads of stuff there just that you really need to spend time browsing and haggling.
Met this ‘Wang Li Hom Vs Utt’ lookalike salesperson, damn SHUAI loh and very shuang kuai.
I open a price and without the ‘you gimme 10 more I deduct 10 more’ kinda haggling, everything was fixed.
I happy he happy … luv his attitude!
We shop for hrs and ended up with so many shopping bags, we had planned to go again on Sun hence we left once we spotted shops closing.
And like I mentioned Chatuchak is really HUGE, can you imagine we bumped into boy with specs yet again.
Wah liao .. May and Jia luff again saying we fated. At the same shop leh!!!!
Those ben dan even asked us to recommend them some places to makan ..
“harlow .. do i look like a thai to u???”
“No mah just asking tot u gals got kang tao …. “
Damn KNS loh .. as if I care if they had eaten or not and so bloody lame pick up line loh.
For the record, is always the same guy talking and asking me question, do I look like the mommy of May and Jia????? Why me???? Damn!!!!
Went back to hotel and laze around, as it was drizzling, we decided to walk to MBK and have dinner.
Ate Coca steamboat, the price? WONDERFUL.
3 of us, a set costs us $18 only! to be shared and really made us full.
Spore is like $30 per person loh!
Pretty tired that day, hence went back to hotel and rested early.

Day 4
Proceeded to chatuchak again to finsh combing the rest of the untouched area.
It was really nothing left cos chatuchak had loads of other stuff as well like gifts, handicrafts which we werent interested.
Wanted to see the pets area so badly but then the 2 gals were against the idea cos it kinda stink.
But the dogs are soooooooooooooo adorable!
If only D is ard, then he will go with me cos we both lurve dogs.
Cant blame the gals too, bird flu isnt over and there were roosters there as well haha.
Went back to pratunam and grabbed more stuff again.
Dine at 43rd floor again, noon view not that nice and the chef not that good too.
Dinner @ Coca again, this time kena tok too.
We decided to go ala carte and they charge for ice, extra soup bla bla bla w/o informing us in advance.
Went to watsons to get some gum after that and decided to go Patong, Bkk answer to nitelife and so-call Geylang.
BUT! Jia found her hp gone, apparently it must be the packed situation in chatuchak or pratunam and someone slipped open her bag in such a fast speed.
Well, she was kinda careless to place it outside and cos we purchased travel insurance, no choice but to travel to the police station so far away to lodge a report.
Complete waste of time loh … there was still time so we proceeded to Patpong.
Stupid cabby dropped us at the centre of attraction place, once we alighted, both our left and right sides were having human parade.
Gals in skimpy wear lined up for customers, alamak!
Eyes staring at us loh …. we ran man!
And some stinky Jap followed me all the way and tried to touch me, trying to get some price.
Then came along another stinky Indian man … as usual I just gave them really bad stares and they walked away.
Dirty old man!
May they contract some sex diseases and their most valued area be filled with lumps! hahahaha .. so bad !!!!
The place is really messy and complicated with loads of pubs filled with bartop dancers … they wore so little or rather transparent and shaking their booty away.
Those with fabulous figures rock lah … but alwiz leave a ques mark in my mind whether they are 100% women or … you know wat!
Then those fat ones …… aarrgghhh I pity those ang mo having their drinks there.
Well, really a da kai yan jie for us loh.
Luckily we managed to buy loads of stuff tere .. check this cool clock!
I lurve the second hand .. it moves really fast damn cool loh.
By the way, that’s Cereal – my teddy bear haha …

The woman mentioned she had an agent in spore carrying their clocks and it costs like $30 for one in here.
Mine was ard $7 only .. is so stylo! and best is PINKO!

Day 5
Time to get back to our motherland.
I tried so hard to fill everything in loh luckily I brought extra bags hee hee … all prepared!
Went to get some local foodstuff and do some las min shopping .. AGAIN.
We managed to grab bags before we left haha …
The final damage of the trip : 5 bikinis, 7 bags, 4 pair of shoes, loads and loads of clothes, bla bla bla …
A LOT BUT CHEAP! And all by myself … dun expect another pic of e total items we bought cos really too much to take … hee hee.
Time to head home, and this time a miserable van came pick us up.
Everyone was staring at us cos we have a total of 9 bags! 10 to be precise as one is a large plastic bag like those in mainland type .. filled with food goodies in it.
We went with just 3 half packed ones … fyi.
The driver was kinda headache as the van was so filled up already, leaving just 3 seats just nice for us.
So pai sei … until I realized those 6 Sporeans inside had bags more than us too …
It just proves bkk really very the cheap loh!
Jio me if u want go bkk next time okie? hahaha ..
In the plane, there is this auntie .. goon leh .. go ON her hp n kena scolding from the stewardess.
Can talk back and ask stupid ques somemore … I on only never use .. no problem one …
DUH? Sometimes Sporeans are a disgrace … hai …

Long enuff huh? Hope to show more pics but cos we were most of the time bz shoppin, we din take much and oso the pics are in May’s cam and i guess it gotta take a few days more for me to lay my hands on it.

Before I end this really long posting .. check this out!
A new drink call BU SHUANG! Comes in 3 flavours .. should be able to catch the ad on tv.
Damn cute loh … shove it to the peeps u dun like!
Thinking of getting like one dozen and put it on the table of the old hag’s hahahaha ….

Adios and till I blog again … !! (“,)